So, my garden isn’t feeding me but it’s ok. I have beer.

(Thanks to a very kind and generous friend who has shared his equipment in exchange for the space. Resource sharing is GREAT!)
Sometimes I just feel like the garden hates me.
Yes, I know. Irrational.
It’s just the winter garden thing and feeling more frustrated than usual about the rain and cold and lack of money. The only solution is to go outside right now and build the new garden bed. Right now. I’m turning off the computer right … NOW.
I don’t hate rats. I just don’t want one living in my compost bins (bins! ha! Because despite my previous compost anxiety I’m doing pretty well on the compost front. I’m even at the stage of trundling up and down my street with the wheelbarrow scooping leaves out of the gutters for my piles and weaving new bins as needed out of scavenged chicken wire and tomato stakes…)
Anyway, I don’t feel the need to kill it; I even admire the clever neatness of the tunnels it has made, and, as I think Lynda Hallinan* pointed out recently, a rat in a compost bin means that the compost is warm in the middle - and that’s actually a good thing. Except I want to use some of my lovely, wormy compost and I don’t really want to put my fork through a rat when I open up the bin. So I’m not sure what to do. I’ve taken the top off the bin so that the local cats can get in and have a sniff and hopefully the rain will make the bin a lot less cosy. But I’m probably just going to have to tuck my pants into my gumboots, take the sides off, harden up and just stick the fork in and stir.
*I think it was in one of her Get Growing Campaign emails. They’re pretty useful and it’s nice feeling like part of a movement of local gardeners ripping up the lawn to plant vegetables. And I’m very responsive to emails which arrive on Friday night with a list of jobs to do in the garden right now. That’s how the garlic finally got planted!
Hoorah! I’ve finally become the kind of person who can do something crafty and then blog about it! (And shout hoorah! a lot apparently. I’ve just read Swallows and Amazons which may explain that one).
Anyway, I’ve come across freezer paper stenciling on a few sites now and wanted to try for a while but because I’m broke I haven’t been able to shell out for fabric paint nor this fancy freezer paper stuff (available in craft shops in NZ). But my mum has let me in on a sneaky secret: the wrapping paper from a ream of photocopy paper will do the trick just as well*. Free! Free and environmentally responsible! Hoorah!
And she also told me I could use ordinary school acrylic paint instead of fabric paint: just paint, alllow to dry and heat set with the iron. I wish I could share photos of my son’s new stag beetle shirt. It looks very cool, and actually very professional. And, can I just say again, free!
I love free craft. I’m planning on doing a lot more - not just “freezer paper” stenciling but anything where I don’t have to spend any money to create something. If you’d like to have a go at the stenciling, these are the best instructions I’ve seen: The Artful Parent.
Photos will come again, I promise.
*it has to be the stuff which has a shiny side. The shiny side will adhear to the fabric when ironed on at cotton setting.